RACKIN' UP LOOT WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' finer than hittin' the shelves with a wheeled contraption pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is weapons grade. We talkin' 'bout swipin' those price tags right off the goods. Then you just vroom on out with your swag, fast as a cheetah. Ain't no store security officer gonna stop ya when yo